Pink - Catch 22 - 2002


Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen 
and welcome to Pink Airlines. 
We hope your flight is enjoyable 
and our flight attendants 
are here to insure your ride 
is as pleasant as possible. 
Seat backs and tray tables 
must be in the upright position 
during take-off and landing. 
All carry-on luggage must be stowed 
in an overhead compartment 
or under the seat in front of you ...

Waiting on a ticket
Cause you?re looking for gehe ride
You?re feeling on top
Cause you?re flying through the sky
You wanna have your cake
And you wanna eat it too
Everybody?s always pointing fingers at you
You?re damned if you do
You?re damned if you don?t
We?re always doing all the things
That we say we won?t

Chorus:
Here we go
We?re riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We?re jumping off the wings
We?re going round in circles
It?s a Catch-22
Yes, we?re flying round in circles
It?s a Catch-22
Yes, we?re rockin round in circles
It?s a Catch-22

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle 
and feel as though you are unable or unwilling 
to assist in case of an emergency, 
please notify a flight attendant immediately. 
All electrical equipment, including cell phones, 
2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, 
etc. should remain in the off poition until the pilot 
notifies us that we are at a safe flying 
altitude of 10.000 ft.

Looking from the outside
You?re always lookin? in
You think you fixed the problem
Til it comes right back again
And life seems like a trap
You?re trying to get out
You?re searching for your cheese
Cause you feel like Mighty Mouse
You?re damned if you don?t
You?re damned if you do
You?ve seen all the signs
But you haven?t go a clue

Chorus

You are in for the ride of your life

We realize you have many choice 
and on behalf of Pink Airlines, 
we?d like to thank you for flying with us. 
We hope you have a wonderful stay 
wherever your destination may be, 
and remember be careful when retrieving your items, 
as during the flight they may have shifted 
and might fall on you or your neighbors? head 
and knock you the f*** out ...